I have been released from the dread chair

[lavendertook]

I told them everything!!!!!

I'm sorry.

They had ancient instruments of torture that didn't all work right.

I'm a sucky spy.

And they wouldn't let me take my poor tooth home.

Comments

[timberwolfoz.livejournal.com]

And they wouldn't even let you take your tooth? Geeesh, I consipired with the dental nurses to take my mothers when she had a couple out, so I could do the glass of water and the coin trick. They thought it was a hoot. ;)

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

I asked and she said legally she couldn't let me because of it being a biohazard. *rolls eyes* Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I'm radioactive.(-; I should have just nabbed it, but chickened out./-:

[monkey5s.livejournal.com]

BIOHAZARD?!? AR AR AR! OK, I think that's really reaching for a way to keep you from having it. Because hey, it came out of you, it really ought to still be considered YOURS, you know? Made from your DNA, etc. etc.

Ah, the scurvy dogs. Probably got a big ol' black market of loose teeth going or something. Well, happy codeine! And heal FAST.

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

I don't know, it's something about the handling of blood, which does have to be regarded very seriously since the advent of HIV, so I wouldn't be surprised if there really is a legal regulation about what a patient gets to handle, even if it's their own tooth. But I should have nabbed it anyway. Ah well. It would just be one more piece of junk cluttering my apartment now that it is no longer attached to the Mainland of Me.(-:

Hehe! No, it's probably just off to whatever trash dump is used for medical wastes. *sniff* The codeine only lessened the pain for an hour and made me more hyperly chatty on IM than usual. The pint of strawberry ice cream was a much better pain reliever. (-: The 800mg of ibuprophen they gave me to use during the day actually controls the pain better, so poo on the codeine! Thank you!(-: