I have been released from the dread chair

[lavendertook]

I told them everything!!!!!

I'm sorry.

They had ancient instruments of torture that didn't all work right.

I'm a sucky spy.

And they wouldn't let me take my poor tooth home.

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[crantz.livejournal.com]

my dentists are still trying to force the information on where my missing backtooth went :D they will never find out, the communist dogs.

[isengar-took.livejournal.com]

*uses assertive "I don't think so" icon in an attempt to liberate your tooth; if pirating goes well, will put the reabduction rescuing of your tooth high on the agenda of Things To Do On The High Seas as long as you're not too high on pain killers*



((I had nothing to do with that, I swear; he's a life of his own. I blame Tom's influence. *nods*))

[timberwolfoz.livejournal.com]

And they wouldn't even let you take your tooth? Geeesh, I consipired with the dental nurses to take my mothers when she had a couple out, so I could do the glass of water and the coin trick. They thought it was a hoot. ;)

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

And that's precisely why they say you're one of the best, Agent Crantz. (-;

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

*nods* In a couple hours I'll be hitting the codeine, baby. And be of no use to anyone for some time.(-;

((Hey, when in doubt, blame Tom. Works for me.(-;))

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

I asked and she said legally she couldn't let me because of it being a biohazard. *rolls eyes* Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I'm radioactive.(-; I should have just nabbed it, but chickened out./-:

[monkey5s.livejournal.com]

BIOHAZARD?!? AR AR AR! OK, I think that's really reaching for a way to keep you from having it. Because hey, it came out of you, it really ought to still be considered YOURS, you know? Made from your DNA, etc. etc.

Ah, the scurvy dogs. Probably got a big ol' black market of loose teeth going or something. Well, happy codeine! And heal FAST.

Thought this might amuse you

[barbary-coast.livejournal.com]

The Crocodile's Toothache
The Crocodile went to the dentist,
And sat down in the chair,
And the dentist said, "Now tell me, sir,
Why does it hurt and where?"
And the Crocodile said, "I'll tell you the truth,
I have a terrible ache in my tooth,"
And he opened his jaws so wide, so wide,
That the dentist, he climbed right inside,
And the dentist laughed, "Oh isn't this fun?"
As he pulled the teeth out, one by one.
And the Crocodile cried, "You're hurting me so!
Please put down your pliers and let me go."
But the dentist just laughed with a Ho Ho Ho,
And he said, "I still have twelve to go--
Oops, that's the wrong one, I confess,
But what's one crocodile's tooth, more or less?"
Then suddenly, the jaws went SNAP,
And the dentist was gone, right off the map,
And where he went one could only guess...
To North or South or East or West...
He left no forwarding address.
But what's one dentist, more or less?

Shel Silverstein (1932 - 1999)

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

I don't know, it's something about the handling of blood, which does have to be regarded very seriously since the advent of HIV, so I wouldn't be surprised if there really is a legal regulation about what a patient gets to handle, even if it's their own tooth. But I should have nabbed it anyway. Ah well. It would just be one more piece of junk cluttering my apartment now that it is no longer attached to the Mainland of Me.(-:

Hehe! No, it's probably just off to whatever trash dump is used for medical wastes. *sniff* The codeine only lessened the pain for an hour and made me more hyperly chatty on IM than usual. The pint of strawberry ice cream was a much better pain reliever. (-: The 800mg of ibuprophen they gave me to use during the day actually controls the pain better, so poo on the codeine! Thank you!(-:

It does. TY. (-:

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

Aww, I liked the dentist--she seemed very nice. Although there is a corner of me that knows you can never be sure if a dentist isn't a secret sadist who is messing up and sticking you with the needle repeatedly for their own enjoyment, but then I come from a family of paranoids.(-;