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Ye best not forget what day tis is, mateys . . .



. . . or ye be walking the plank in wooden undershorts like this pair yonder . . .

ADDENDUM:

Then you'll be having an intimate understanding of the true origins of the most hallowed saying, "Shiver me timbers," as the most wise grey_wonderer reminds us.

Through the gloaming gloom of a wintery storm and the angry assault of a merciless Monday, Captain Saki, with her trusty mostly, . . . OK, sometimes trusty Bosun Tuxie, steers the Carpet Ship safely to harbor:




( Avast! What be this fearsome beastie . . . )

Or it was while I was still trying to get this post up.



"Arrrrrr!!!!" says Cap'n Saki. "Keep yer rum, knave. I'll be acquiring the tuna, the salmon, and the cupcakes fer me swag. Then I'll be on me way."

( Get ye aft the cut smartly, me hearties! )