Best way to surprise someone for their birthday is to pick a day that is in no way near their birthday! And the lucky birthday grrl this time is the one and only ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
baranduin!
You see, back on Halloween weekend last fall, I was visited by a pair of Valkitties. And here's what they had to say:
Minion. We want you to wishbaranduin a happy birthday.
Tell the minion when that glorious day is.
Uh, I don't know. You have our calendar.
Do I look like a calendar girl? I do not carry the calendar.
Nor I. Let's fight!
Oy. Everything's an occasion for a fight with you. Let's just let the minion go figure it out.
Well, I never! That's not how it's done according to regulations!
But whatever. You can deal with King Oberon over there.
Eh. I'm cool with it. Just as long as I get catnip. We'll kill her if she doesn't do it. Let's go.
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And that was it. They took off. And I figure I better fulfill my bidding soon before they come back and kill me.
Happy Birthday,baranduin, my esteemed by Valkitties friend! May the luck of the Valkitties be with you!
baranduin!You see, back on Halloween weekend last fall, I was visited by a pair of Valkitties. And here's what they had to say:
Minion. We want you to wish
baranduin a happy birthday.
Tell the minion when that glorious day is.
Uh, I don't know. You have our calendar.
Do I look like a calendar girl? I do not carry the calendar.
Nor I. Let's fight!
Oy. Everything's an occasion for a fight with you. Let's just let the minion go figure it out.
Well, I never! That's not how it's done according to regulations!
But whatever. You can deal with King Oberon over there.
Eh. I'm cool with it. Just as long as I get catnip. We'll kill her if she doesn't do it. Let's go.
*****************************
And that was it. They took off. And I figure I better fulfill my bidding soon before they come back and kill me.
Happy Birthday,
baranduin, my esteemed by Valkitties friend! May the luck of the Valkitties be with you!
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