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The government shut down has ended. The Democrats backed down and accepted the Republicans' promise to maybe discuss DACA sometime next month, if they feel like it, and if Trump can't think of anything else to twitter about.
In return, the Republicans demand that all Dreamers below the age of 2 be brought to the Congressional larder for a feast in Trump's honor to sate his and Congressional Republicans' hunger for baby flesh.
Additionally, Lucy van Pelt agrees to hold the football for the Democrats to kick . . . .
In return, the Republicans demand that all Dreamers below the age of 2 be brought to the Congressional larder for a feast in Trump's honor to sate his and Congressional Republicans' hunger for baby flesh.
Additionally, Lucy van Pelt agrees to hold the football for the Democrats to kick . . . .