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Dear World,
As a US citizen, I want to apologize for our (not our) president and the petty threats he made this week, like some third-rate mafia boss wannabe, or monstrous toddler holding his breath and turning redder until he explodes (if only), in reply to the world's response for his inability to responsibly foreign policy, not that anyone thought he could.
In fact, many of us would like to apologize for everything he's done as our president. Many of us would walk on nails, if that would get him out of office. Every time we think it can't get more shamefully embarrassing having him as our president, it gets worse. More of us voted for Clinton, but we can't manage to fix the antiquated method that let him claim the presidency. This isn't an excuse, or even an explanation; it's a despairing cry for pity, and a hope that you won't let this happen to you. Most of us really are sorry. You wouldn't believe how sorry.
In this spirit, I just want to stand on a street corner and yell:
FETUS, FETUS, FETUS, FETUS, FETUS, VULNERABLE WTF?, VULNERABLE WTF!, VULNERABLE OK!, ENTITLEMENT TOO?, ENTITLEMENT TOO, AND TOTO? NO NOT YET BUT SOON, DIVERSITY OH YEAH OF COURSE, DIVERSITY OH YEAH!, EVIDENCE-BASED, SCIENCE-BASED, EVIDENCE-BASED, SCIENCE- BASED, NOT EVIDENCE-BASED SCIENCE OH NO BECAUSE THEN THERE WOULD ONLY BE 6 AND NOT 7, AND THIS LIST WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE IF WE DIDN'T THROW IN TRANSGENDER, TRANSGENDER, TRANSGENDER! BUT THANK GOD WE CAN STILL SAY SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA-HAHA, AND I HAVE TO SAY I LIKE GEORGE CARLIN'S LIST BETTER, AND I BET THEY HAD HIS LIST IN MIND WHEN THEY MADE THE CDC LIST HAVE 7 WORDS, BECAUSE WHY ELSE?!!!
OK, having said that, I feel a little better . . .
As a US citizen, I want to apologize for our (not our) president and the petty threats he made this week, like some third-rate mafia boss wannabe, or monstrous toddler holding his breath and turning redder until he explodes (if only), in reply to the world's response for his inability to responsibly foreign policy, not that anyone thought he could.
In fact, many of us would like to apologize for everything he's done as our president. Many of us would walk on nails, if that would get him out of office. Every time we think it can't get more shamefully embarrassing having him as our president, it gets worse. More of us voted for Clinton, but we can't manage to fix the antiquated method that let him claim the presidency. This isn't an excuse, or even an explanation; it's a despairing cry for pity, and a hope that you won't let this happen to you. Most of us really are sorry. You wouldn't believe how sorry.
In this spirit, I just want to stand on a street corner and yell:
FETUS, FETUS, FETUS, FETUS, FETUS, VULNERABLE WTF?, VULNERABLE WTF!, VULNERABLE OK!, ENTITLEMENT TOO?, ENTITLEMENT TOO, AND TOTO? NO NOT YET BUT SOON, DIVERSITY OH YEAH OF COURSE, DIVERSITY OH YEAH!, EVIDENCE-BASED, SCIENCE-BASED, EVIDENCE-BASED, SCIENCE- BASED, NOT EVIDENCE-BASED SCIENCE OH NO BECAUSE THEN THERE WOULD ONLY BE 6 AND NOT 7, AND THIS LIST WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE IF WE DIDN'T THROW IN TRANSGENDER, TRANSGENDER, TRANSGENDER! BUT THANK GOD WE CAN STILL SAY SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA-HAHA, AND I HAVE TO SAY I LIKE GEORGE CARLIN'S LIST BETTER, AND I BET THEY HAD HIS LIST IN MIND WHEN THEY MADE THE CDC LIST HAVE 7 WORDS, BECAUSE WHY ELSE?!!!
OK, having said that, I feel a little better . . .
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FETUS, FETUS, FETUS, FETUS . . . .
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