OK, I just came back from watching The March of the Penguins. You know, gotta hand it to these penguins--they do a nice job of egalitarian parenting across gender under horrific conditions--yeah--go penguins! But Cripes!!! The absolute pathos in Morgan Freeman's voice and narrative emphasis on the "father" penguin's plight! OMFG! Geezus guys, give it a rest! The birds look fucking identical, but oh, the plight of the male penguin! The female penguins loss of a third of her body weight and dropping of the egg and waddling back to sea after this task is mentioned all matter of factly, as I would expect in a documentary, but the male penguins waiting while she went to feed is presented like the Greatest Story Ever Told--they're fucking penguins, guy! A fine display of male interest in only what other males do, but doesn't this look ridiculous to anyone else?

Am I the only one who noted this or is it just my homicidal lesbian tendencies surfacing again?

It's a good Discovery channel movie, but now I know why reviewers I heard and read who gave it such rave reviews were male. Patriarchy is sooo stupid. I'll go back to my grotto now.

From: [identity profile] ide-cyan.livejournal.com


I'd heard that there was a mommy-daddy-baby family with cute voices, and that seriously put me off seeing the film. It sounds even worse than I thought.

From: [identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com


If wookie sounds are cute to you, then yeah they're cute voices. Nothing over icky in that--just penguin sounds, but the romanticizing in the narrative is pretty laugh worthy, but not in the ways they intend. (-; I swear, it was ridiculous. It just came off so blatantly weird-but-typical in its weight on male heroics--oh noes!!!--when its just fucking penguins! It's the most stooopid patriarchal propaganda, but it works, apparently. Little kids will never know what hit them. Yeah, that's what I get for leaving the house. (-;

From: [identity profile] ide-cyan.livejournal.com


...must be a difference between the French and the English versions. The IMDb lists three actors narrating in the original version: a 47-year-old male, a 32-year-old female, and a 15-year-old male, but only Morgan Freeman for the US version.

From: [identity profile] ithiliana.livejournal.com


*hmm* Have heard about this and didn't feel emotionally up to seeing it (OK, I love penguins but prefer happy psychotic penguins living it up in the tropics, not all this major species survival angst) -- but the terms I've seen it written about in the male media lead me to believe you're probably on to something.

Yeah, mothers are supposed to nearly kill themselves taking care of kiddies, but when a father actually does a load of laundry does something, they're suddenly candidates for sainthood.

I've been known to threaten to slap male acquaintances who say they are *babysitting* their own EXPLETIVE DELETED children.

Love the way you describe it though--*snickers at but the male penguins waiting while she went to feed is presented like the Greatest Story Ever Told--they're fucking penguins, guy! A fine display of male interest in only what other males do, but doesn't this look ridiculous to anyone else? this part especially.



From: [identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com


It's just amazingly blatant to me. That's what I get for going to the theater, I guess.

Yep--absolutely. She drops a fricking egg that's bigger than her head, but OH NOEESSS!!!! He has to wait while she trudges 70 miles after doing this to feed before he can go feed. Poor mens! (If you can tell which is the mens penguins anyway) AHAHAHAHAHA!!! And then there's a big deal made with the fathers bonding with the chick, not the mothers--EXCEPT--we get pathos over the mommy penguin who loses her baby--because you know, now she's worthless. BAD Mother Penguin!! (-; That's about it for the pathos moment for the females. It's just so intuitively and logically stupid to present it this way. And even the fucking penguins--only the male penguins matter! ahahaha!

From: [identity profile] rosamundeb.livejournal.com


*snort* Oh, the humani - I mean, the penguinity!!! *G*

Speaking of which... umm... did you do that to your own cat in your icon? Cuz if you did... I wonder what the number for the ASPCA is...*G*

From: [identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com


No, only male penguins matter. Now you figure out which one is which so you can figure out which one to ignore. (-;

Nope--not my kitty.(-:

From: [identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com


BUT ITS ANDROCENTRIC AND HETEROSEXIST PROPOGANDA ABOUT PENGUINS THAT WILL LEAD YOU TO VIEWING PENGUIN CULTURE FROM A SEXIST PERSPECTIVE!!!! Or make you laugh at the stoooopid! (-; I swear, I just wanted to watch the cute penguins, but no, they had to make me want to barf!

From: [identity profile] ide-cyan.livejournal.com


I was Googling for reviews, and this one has humorous asides about gay penguins relaxing in Ibiza while the heterosexual males do the whole mating thing. (Still sexist, though.)

From: [identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com


They tell us in the film there are more female penguins than male penguins and not all the penguins pair up, but they don't tell us a fucking thing about what these penguins do and how they fit into the cycle, even though they are a usual part of the cycle--I wanted to know! HIDING THE LESBIAN PENGUINS FROM ME, THE BASTARDS!!!!(-; (which I expected, just not the dripping male idolatry, but I don't watch that much media, so, eh.)


From: [identity profile] hothead.livejournal.com


Yeah, I wanted to know that too. I was also wondering if the mothers who returned to find that their egg didn't hatch maybe fed the ones whose mothers got eaten by seals...

From: [identity profile] tinyshel.livejournal.com


OH NO!!! Hahahahahahah. You had me laughing so loudly that my cat, Jay, is giving me curious looks.

The movie's not out yet in England, so I haven't been able to see it yet. But this sounds EXACTLY like the kind of rant I'd get on after a movie and everyone would be rolling their eyes at me or laughing. I still want to see it though--viewing baby penguins on a big screen is worth a little feminist anger. :)

From: [identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com


Yay! Ty. It's good to make the furry ones wonder. (-;

I'm not sure if it is for me, but getting to snerk with ya'll about it afterwards makes up for it. The only way I would go see it now is with a friend who shared our feminist humor in an uncrowded theater where we could find a corner away from people and MST the hell out of the narration. (-;

From: [identity profile] morgan-dhu.livejournal.com


Well, crap. We were looking forward to seeing this, because, well, penguins.

Maybe with the sound off, it'll be OK.

From: [identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com


Yeah, it'd be fine with the sound off. I recommend that. (-:

From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/lucid_dreamer_/


You have posted lately! O_O Yay!

Ahahahaha omg poor penguins. They probably have a completly backwards culture than ours, and yet we slap on the male-oriented bull shit. *wanders off to go live with the uncoupled female penguins*

Alexis wants to see this movie really bad because she loves penguins, but she can't find it out here. I saw a review and wasn't too eager to go see...I've seen plenty on penguins on the Discovery channel without having to pay $7 dollars to see them be bigger than me. And being talked about by Morgan Freeman (poor male penguins...a tear, anyone?)

I want a movie on those all female lizards. There are only women, and men don't exist. A woman and her daughters, and her girlfriends and...we'd have to throw the plight of the male lizard in there, huh? There'd be a whole segment in there about where oh where has the male gone? *sad music* Where's a penis when these lizards NEED ONE?! *eye roll* It would be squeezed in there out of fear of losing the all important male views. Ahaha

From: [identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com


Smart you are--it is just one big Discovery Channel movie of cute penguins with stupid narration. I like Morgan's voice fine--it was just a combo of the script and his tonal emphasis that gave it the annoying slant.

And it's just that I suspect that the reviews I read in retrospect seem to have either over-identified with the male plight and/or the poor reviewers have been sitting thru an awful lot of dogs this summer that this one seemed so epic to them--probably the combo.(-; Over-identifying is fine with me--its just that I'm trained to look for whose story isn't being told, so I view that over-identification as being at someone else's expense--and it ain't about the penguins if they're doing that. So my reaction is to blow a raspberry. LJ makes it fun.(-;

From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/lucid_dreamer_/


Nice voices are good but if it because irritating-- meh. I can live without the pengies.

I don't pay much attention to reviews...often times they review movies I love as being awful, or review movies I loathe as being wonderful. I prefere to rely on seeing it myself or what my friends say about it. Though I suppose that is another form of review...however, it is a review that I trust more since I tend to know the tastes of those people.

From: [identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com


Oh yeah, I read about those lizards. Parthenogenesis--could be done with humans, but sure isn't going to get funding.

From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/lucid_dreamer_/


Parthenogenesis...Wouldn't that be interesting? Randomly get pregnant, have a daughter and get on with it. Sounds like a recipe for an entire female/lesbian world. :-) Forget the sci-fi plot of THE LAST MAN OMG!!!! O_o That would probably make an interesting story if it wasn't already over done with the whole last male thing slapped down in there.

....Of course, that would suck for those who don't want to be pregnant. Shit! I didn't even *do* anything! I wonder if that's what happened to Mary. Hangin' with those lesbian lizards...

From: [identity profile] hothead.livejournal.com


I definitely leaned over to Ann and whispered something along the lines of, "I love how when it's a father taking care of the young, it's an endeavor in strength and endurance of heroic proportions..." And he said "role reversal" once or twice. Hello. Penguins are not following human gender stereotypes.

Also, did you notice how every penguin was referred to as "him" when they were not clearly sex-segregated? For the whole beginning of the film, I thought the males were marching out to meet the females who were waiting for them in an undisclosed location.

From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/lucid_dreamer_/


They're hiding in the same location that our vice president hides in....O_o
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