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I don't care what they are! They stomped out my zinnia seedlings and I'm gonna fucking kill them!
So like on Talk Like A Pirate Day, you could google up some good dictionaries to help you out, and the different sites would all have something different. Zombie Day is just not as much linguistic fun--all the dictionaries have only one entry and it's all the same word. *sigh*
Anyway, my problems with the zombie who trampled my zinnias earlier today wasn't that he was a zombie, but that he was an asshole. And I have no patience for assholes. I knew the box of explosives I had in the storage bin would come in handy one day.
So I notice that at the Blood BATH & BODY Count Shop today--which of course used to be the Home Depot, the zombies have made a real run for rotting skin/exposed and rotting internal organ pampering products like super glue and shellac--so if you need either of those you better get them fast before supplies run out.
Aside from the one I dealt with this afternoon, most Greenbelt zombies tend to be pretty mellow, at least compared to the rest of the Beltway, so no big frackus here. I think some members of town council have gotten some of them interested in a companion coyote program since they're almost as new additions to the town population as the zombies and it would be cool to get the zombies involved in animal welfare projects. That's all the news here.
Anyway, my problems with the zombie who trampled my zinnias earlier today wasn't that he was a zombie, but that he was an asshole. And I have no patience for assholes. I knew the box of explosives I had in the storage bin would come in handy one day.
So I notice that at the Blood BATH & BODY Count Shop today--which of course used to be the Home Depot, the zombies have made a real run for rotting skin/exposed and rotting internal organ pampering products like super glue and shellac--so if you need either of those you better get them fast before supplies run out.
Aside from the one I dealt with this afternoon, most Greenbelt zombies tend to be pretty mellow, at least compared to the rest of the Beltway, so no big frackus here. I think some members of town council have gotten some of them interested in a companion coyote program since they're almost as new additions to the town population as the zombies and it would be cool to get the zombies involved in animal welfare projects. That's all the news here.
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