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lavendertook ([personal profile] lavendertook) wrote2005-02-06 02:35 am

ORC the Fourth

Sunday [livejournal.com profile] abandonada, [livejournal.com profile] spookystoy, and I headed back to ORC to catch Royd Tolkien's talk, which wound up being a panel because he didn't want to hold the floor by himself. I got in line to ask a question I was figuring no one had asked Royd before concerning my favorite footnote of all time by Christopher Tolkien to find out if any stories of The Bingos persisted in his family's folklore, and if he ever got to see Their Stuffed Excellencies. The person in front of me asked him a good question on his genealogy, which was great help in the framing of my question. He answered that, of the Tolkien children, Michael was his grandfather. So the Bingos belonged to his great uncle and great aunt--OK--got it. So then, right as I got up to the microphone, they cut off the question line, which was probably for the best, since I was the only person in that room, nay, on this planet, who was dementedly interested in this question. So I was just going to have to buy an autograph ticket for Royd if I was going to track him down and get some answers. And I did just that.

Then Daniel Falconer did a presentation on his work at WETA in designing Ents (not to be confused with the sitcom, "Designing Ents"). And now I saw why Spookystoy was praising him with great praise all weekend and intrepid fangrrling. Daniel Falconer is like the dashing young hero of a PBS mini-series about the British aristocracy who saves the day with his innate talent, grace, poise, and wit, who ushers in a new meritocracy and a new age of which he is the exemplar. Who would not want to be Daniel Falconer? So it was a great presentation, of course, as he talked about working with John Howe and Alan Lee and showed slides of the WETA design team and their conceptual work.

I then went wandering and ran into a wonderful Aragorn, who was glad to pose with Bingo because he had once snuggled a real live koala. Then we ran into an adorable Arwen, and then Singing Gandalf, each of whom Bingo needed photo ops with. Bingo did some more poses in the costume room and then I took a stroll in the art room. The winning painting was really conceptually nifty. It was a close up of the door knob on Bag End's front door, and in the shiny brass of the knob was reflected a scene of the front yard and the hills beyond. It was beautifully executed. I wish I could recall the artist's name. There were many other pretties in the room, including a number of Ted Nasmith's paintings.

I then caught a talk on the Literary Legacy of LotR. Like so many other academic fantasy & science fiction panels I've been to, everyone spent some time decrying academia's lack of acceptance of the genre. I really didn't learn anything new, but the call for more theoretical analyses of LotR was a good reminder for me to do something with the paper I wrote a little while back, so note to self.

I headed back to the main ballroom and spotted Royd Tolkien talking with fans. Abandonada and Spookystoy joined me. So I waited my turn and sprung my question on him about the Bingo's--if he had ever seen his great uncle and aunt's stuffed koala toys and if they told any stories about them.

Well, that was the first Royd Tolkien had ever heard of the Bingo's or his great uncle's footnote in the HoME discussing them. Ah well. I'm just going to have to write Christopher and Priscilla letters if I'm going to get any information on this ever. Aside from being woefully uneducated in his family's folklore, Royd was a good sport and took a picture with Bingo. He was very gracious and well-spoken, as you would expect a Tolkien to be, as well as being quite the snazzy dresser and the fandom's new sex symbol.

We then went and played with some of the WETA props and took pictures of Bingo and the denizens of Plastic Town among them. I got a Ringers t-shirt for Bingo that fit him perfectly--yay, Bingo's first convention t-shirt! And then we went back to the main theater and caught Charlie Ross's One Man Lord of the Rings Show. My thanks go to TORN for the brilliance of scheduling this wonderful performance at the con's end to give us all one rousing pick-me-up for the road. I couldn't see his face too well, but his voices of all the characters and his body movements were amazing. He performed most of it as straight homage, which made the comic lines and gestures into real zingers. But as he'd move from character to character he would also work in snatches of the musical score with perfect pitch humming, so he really did take us all through the trilogy. And the athleticism of the performance was amazing; for instance, for the scene when Gandalf is bested by Saruman, Ross threw himself on the ground and laid on his side spinning circles as Gandalf did. Some of the good lines (hey Rosamunde--I'm thinking of you!), and keep in mind he is delivering these with spot on imitations of the character's voices:

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**SPOILER ALERT: SKIP THIS SECTION IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEE HIS SHOW**

Saruman to Lurtz: Do you recall how the Orcs came into being? No? Then read the Silmarillion!

Elrond to Aragorn: Arwen's fate is tied to the ring . . . for some reason.

Orcs: Grund! Grund! Grund! Change the dvd! (He would work "change the dvd" into each appropriate spot for an ongoing gag.)

Aragorn: For Frodo!
Legolas: And Sam.
Aragorn: . . . and Sam. (This was an ongoing gag.)

Frodo: I'm glad to be here with you Samwise Gamgee. Here at the end of all things.
Sam: Are we gay, Mr. Frodo?

The Eagles! The Eagles are coming! And a moth.

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I stood with [livejournal.com profile] angstslashhope for some of this and were we both laughing so hard! A truly amazing performance for which description can do no justice.

So then--more standing in autograph lines! But with Abandonada, Spookystoy, [livejournal.com profile] rosamundeb, [livejournal.com profile] voontah, [livejournal.com profile] lilithlotr, and [livejournal.com profile] olotie so we had fun chatting away, being hyped up by Charles Ross' show, and I got Royd Tolkien's signature on my beloved copy of The End of the Third Age.

Abandonada, Spookystoy, Rosamundeb, and I finished the day by going out for dinner across the street in The Paseo. We had really yummy burgers and, for our entertainment, Abandonada asked us interview questions about our impressions of the con and the people we met there. And it was nice to finally get to spend some time hanging out with Rosamundeb. Our Fellowship of Four ended that evening, but I'm counting on sequels, yo.

Abandonada brought me to the airport Monday morning and we had a teary good bye.)-: My flight was graced with clear skies most of the way, so I got to watch a topographical map of the United States pass below all the way home, and it was rather nifty to view the canyons, mountains, and rivers all along the way. It clouded up some over the midwest, but I got to see the full circle of rainbows from above as I looked down into the clouds, so even that was a treat. I came back to Dulles Airport to find my car intact in the parking lot, but with a flat tire, so it was time to get back to Real Life, with my adventures and memories of my friends wrapped snuggly around me.

The End.

[identity profile] polydad.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to hear you having a good time.

hugs,

Joel

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Twas a great trip!

[identity profile] abandonada.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Then Daniel Falconer did a presentation on his work at WETA in designing Ents (not to be confused with the sitcom, "Designing Ents")...

And much coffee did get snorted accidentally onto the keyboard when I read that line.

Charlie Ross is a "must see" as is Royd Tolkien!!! for any fan of the movies. Talk about hilarious!

Thanks for sharing your report. I also hope for sequels to this fellowship. An amazing weekend all the way around, with many fine photos of Royd Tolkien to help with the memories, as well.

[identity profile] rosamundeb.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*L*! Me, too - *G* A great weekend, and terrific to see you all!

Fond of Royd Tolkien, much, Ms. Abandonada? *G*

[identity profile] abandonada.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, I'm mostly teasing here. He IS pretty darn cute. I'm mostly impressed that he's a Tolkien (through no fault of his own, I realize).

[identity profile] rosamundeb.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I know - didn't quite expect that from a Tolkien! *G*

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
And much coffee did get snorted accidentally onto the keyboard when I read that line.

My work here is done then.

Thanks for sharing your report.

You're welcome! Wasting your coffee was thanks in itself. (-;

I also hope for sequels to this fellowship.

Well, keep being the wonderful host you are and they will all take place at your place as we descend enmass! (-; Seriously though, thank you again for taking such good care of me. I couldn't have had such fun without the safe harbor you provided. And getting to finally meet and spend time with you was the best part. As well as spending time with our spookystoy, wherever she may be.

Oh, and yes, all the fine photos to end all photos!

[identity profile] abandonada.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish we knew of another LOTR event so that we could all get together again. Something's bound to come up and we'll have a reunion. I enjoyed meeting you, too, very much.

I did chat with Spookys on Saturday. We were trying to get tickets to a 'Lost' panel thing next month and were unsuccessful since we weren't the only ones trying for tickets. *sighs* That's ok. Something else will come up, it always does.

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-02-12 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well there's Comic con and the Tolkien convention/conference combo in England this summer that I'd love to go to, but plane fares to England in the summer, not the good. But there will be plenty of others. We will have reunions. I'd like to come out for a nonconvention time just to spend time together as well.

I'm sorry you didn't get it. Other things will come up. *is hopeful for you*

[identity profile] rosamundeb.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*heeheehee*! Terrific report!

And I'd forgotten those two great lines - especially the one by Saruman, which I can so imagine Christopher Lee saying - *L*!!!

So you DID get to ask your question, at least. And... "Daniel Falconer is the white whale", eh? *feart* Sure glad spookystoy didn't have a harpoon!

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you--glad you liked!!(-:

I added another line at the end of the quotes that I remembered during the night. Well, it is easy to imagine it with Ross's spot on imitation. Wouldn't it be great if we could compile snippets of the best LotR parodies on the internet and got him to read them and record it? That would be fun.

Yes, I did ask my question--and didn't have to buy the autograph to get it, but it's still fun having the autograph. Well, spookys was determined to get DF's autograph and he was hard to track down, not being one of the featured paid autographs, so it became her quest that we all became invested in until we tracked him down and she got to talk to him on Sunday--so a successful quest.(-:

[identity profile] rosamundeb.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
*L*! Let's get him to do the entire Very Secret Diaries! *L*!

And I knew spooky wanted to see and get DF's autograph; I'm surprised she didn't do it earlier. So relieved she did. My pic of her and DF was just okay - do you know if somebody got a better one?

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't that be great?(-:

I thought I saw a good one--had to be yours or abandonada's. I'm just starting on sending out pics, but my mail program isn't sending too well, so it may take a while to get that going.

[identity profile] brouhaha.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, that sounds like so much fun! And I never knew that about Bingo's history, ahaha. So Christopher Tolkien was not always a stodgy old *censored*. :P

I really want to see the One Man LOTR show (and the One Man Star Wars show). I totally forgot about it when it came to Houston and I've been angry with myself for six months.

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
It was---wish you could have been there too! A MESPT reunion! Ahahaha--yes, there is some method to my Bingo madness and why he'd turn into a koala and make explosives as his canon self.

)-: *hugs* I hope you'll get another chance. And he's got to put it on dvd eventually.

[identity profile] brouhaha.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, [livejournal.com profile] narlyenatvanya and I were just out at lunch and we agreed that there needed to be an MESPT meetup sometime in our lives.

And aww, I love Bingo so much.

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-02-07 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
It would be cool. (-:

Awww--yay! (-: TY. And we're still MESPTing, so you and narlyenatvanya, should drop in, with or without sockpups! Bingo lives to chat and he needs more folks to interact with.

[identity profile] bbolger-baggins.livejournal.com 2005-02-09 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
And aww, I love Bingo so much.

Y-you do? I-I didn't know that. You're a dear. Thank you! Thank you very much! *smiles stupidly*

All right, I'm definitely going to need a DF icon.

[identity profile] spookystoy.livejournal.com 2005-02-09 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
re: DF

I hadn't quite thought of it that way, but yes. Yes he is. :D And I see I will definitely have to commit an entry to the entire, convoluted history of Searching for Daniel Falconer.

You are a looonatic (but in a good way, of course). Thank you for these reports. I am so glad you got to ask your question EVENTUALLY. Seems 'patience' was our unofficial keyword that weekend. I wish I'd been able to enjoy Charles Ross's show more, but dude I was having a wee, by no means MESPT-sized, bit of angst. Maybe next year.

Yes. (-:

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-02-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, do! I wanna read it!!!! *waits*

Using my lunacy for good instead of Eeeeeeevil? I try. Yw. (-: You were also stuck on line for JRD's autograph during it, which spoiled your viewing. /-:

*still waiting for your report, taps foot*

Re: Note to self

[identity profile] eykar.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
> something with the paper I wrote a little while back, so note to self.

What paper? Is it published anywhere? IF not, can I see it?

Re: Note to self

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-04-17 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
No, but I want to. I need to do that final revision and send it off to Mythlore. I appreciate your interest--I will have to dig it up. I've been affectionatley calling it my Pregant Transgendered Hobbit Paper. (-: Are you in, or teaching in, any academic situation?

Re: Note to self

[identity profile] eykar.livejournal.com 2005-04-17 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. I'm an accountant - which is my reason for any current degree of incoherency. I'm terribly interested in the title. If you want an accountant's pre-publication opinion I'm more than happy to offer it.

Re: Note to self

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-04-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ehehehe! I don't hear incoherency there. I would love the feed back! I will work on finding the latest draft then.

Re: Note to self

[identity profile] eykar.livejournal.com 2005-04-20 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the vote of confidence. I am stuck at the office at nearly 9 PM and feeling quite stupid for not having become a plumber or maybe a prostitute. Looking forward to it!

Re: Note to self

[identity profile] eykar.livejournal.com 2005-05-14 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you ever find the latest draft? I don't seem to have received it.

Re: Note to self

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-05-31 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Not yet--I have to go back and look at it. Thank you though for keeping up with me. I'm sorry I haven't gotten into the conversation you've been having yet.

Re: Note to self

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2005-05-31 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
But wait! I will need your email to send it when I get it. I'm at cdbreak at mac dot com, if you want to send it.