lavendertook: eartha kitt with fingers to the sides of her head (can kill u with my brain)
lavendertook ([personal profile] lavendertook) wrote2009-06-10 10:27 am

There's some Jew in you

Coworker: And your pocketbook is purple, too!

Me: Yeah, I like it. I got it from the street vender up the block. I actually bargained him down for it.

Coworker: So you got some Jew in you.

Me: I AM Jewish.

*nervous giggle from her and other coworker*

Me: Watch that stereotype there.

*she goes to talk about other coworker about business and ignores me*
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[identity profile] claudia603.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*smacks your coworker hard until she gets some brains*

Ah, stereotypes, what would we do without them? /sarcasm

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I just won an auction on ebay for a 12" warg to menace my poor hobbit dolls with so happy comfort can follow, so life is better, although disturbingly like that.

*hugs*
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[identity profile] claudia603.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
hmm...makes me want to write about hobbits and stereotypes that men make about them...*contemplates*

[identity profile] seaya.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I read warg as wang first off. ;)

[identity profile] brouhaha.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD THANK YOU I read it as wang until I saw this comment. *headdesk* That really made the sentence--and [livejournal.com profile] claudia603's comment--sound completely different...

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, a 12" wang might be just as terrifying if you're hobbit-sized.